As practiced by a new California Spa:
Visitors to the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won’t find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of “An Inconvenient Truth,” former Vice President Al Gore’s book about global warming.
There will be all kinds of wonderful things with which to show your concern for the environment. Waterless urinals, mercury-laden compact florescent bulbs, sheets will only be changed every 2 months, a selection of bedbugs and other vermin with which you can be inflicted, glorious green mold on all bathroom fixtures which won’t be cleaned with any sort of environmentally dangerous products (like water). The list rolls on.
Colorado Right 