Obamacare Enrollment Packet

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker
· A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
· A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody’ poster
· A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

H/T Theo Spark

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Working at the Obamacare Call Center – Sorry No Health Insurance

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From Moonbattery

One branch of that call center will be located in California’s Contra Costa County, where, reportedly, 7,000 people applied for the 204 jobs. According to the Contra Costa Times, however, “about half the jobs are part-time, with no health benefits — a stinging disappointment to workers and local politicians who believed the positions would be full-time.”