And now we lay to rest the latest victim of manmade global warming – Nessie the Loch Ness Monster:
LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.
After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”
Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.
Apparently running out of brain cells too Mr. Rines.