Media In The Tank For Obama – January Nominees

From the Chicago Sun-SlimeanyRepublican:

The press corps, most of us, don’t even bother raising our hands any more to ask questions because Obama always has before him a list of correspondents who’ve been advised they will be called upon that day.

think about that for a second – they just lay down and die for the Messiah.

And let’s not forget this little piece of worshipfulness from the WaPo and Eli Saslo:

The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.

Can’t you just hear everybody breathing heavily in the background?

And in an example of just how much the media hates W – what about this headline over at Newsweek:

Traffic Jam? Blame Bush.

I’m not kidding – its all Bush’s fault because Obama and his bunch came to town two weeks early and couldn’t be put up at Blair House and just because President Bush had invited John Howard to come and be recognized and was already booked into Blair House – well, its all W’s fault.  All. The. Time. Forever.

Hard To Be Humble

  • “President-elect Barack Obama will arrive [in Washington] for his inauguration by train from Philadelphia, making a journey with echoes of the Founding Fathers and Abraham Lincoln.”–USA Today, Dec. 16
  • ” ‘I don’t think that Americans want hubris from their next president,’ Obama told TIME for the Person of the Year issue.”–, Dce. 17

Yes The Messiah Loves Me

Thank you ExUrban League:

Obama loves me! This I know
For my parents tell me so.
Everyone to him belongs;
We are weak, but he is strong

Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
My parents tell me so

Obama loves me! He will guide
our nation to the liberal side.
He will take away our greed
And give us all the things we need

Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
My parents tell me so

Obama loves me! He will chat
With Hugo Chavez or Ahmadinejad
Kim Jong-il will soon behave,
and not put me into a grave

Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
My parents tell me so

Obama loves me! He’s very good;
We’ll all pay taxes like we should.
Big corporations, little ones, too;
Will all give money to me and you.

Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
Yes, Obama loves me
My parents tell me so

The Best Obamafacts – Part I

I can also heal the deaf

I can also heal the deaf

From the People’s Cube:

  1. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
  2. Obama can clap with one hand.
  3. Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.
  4. A microphone into which Obama has spoken, heals asbestos-related disorders and colorectal cancer by direct application.
  5. Every time Obama talks about “hope,” coma patients regain consciousness and chant “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”
  6. Obama’s famous stare once converted 15 Islamic fundamentalists into secular progressives, all of whom are currently employed by Countrywide Home Loans.
  7. Everything Obama touches begins to vote Democrat.
  8. More dead people voted for Obama than for any other Democrat candidate in the history of Chicago politics.
  9. The tingle that crawled up Chris Matthews’ leg has taken control of his brain and is reporting a full preparedness to take over the world.

There’s lots more there – some of my suggestions:

  • Obama can cause your tires to correctly inflate to the appropriate pressure just by laying hands on your car hood
  • The delay in announcing his Vice Presidential candidate is caused by the genuflection which instinctively is practiced by all in his presence, the inability of mere mortals to look him in the eye, the inarticulate wonder of his presence is causing some interview problems
  • The water used to wash Obama’s shorts has caused spontaneous reanimation of the dead