Israel to Jimmah – Go To Hamas for Security

Good for them:

Israeli leaders shunned former U.S. President Jimmy Carter during a visit because of his plans to meet Hamas and Israel’s secret service declined to assist U.S. agents guarding him, U.S. sources said on Monday.

“They’re not getting support from local security,” one of the sources said, on condition of anonymity.

Why would he need security from a bunch of apartheid-creating Jews anyway?  His buddies in Hamas are completely believable and they have a little bit of paradise there on the Mediterranean.  Why would he feel like he needs security?  All I hope is that the Israelis put a tracker on him somewhere so they can properly greet those peace-loving people he’s visiting.

Secret Carter/Hamas Meeting Notes

Obtained by Frank J at great personal risk:

“It is so good to finally meet you,” Jimmy Carter said to the leader of Hamas. “I hope this discussion can help further peace.”

“Kill the jooooos!” yelled the leader of Hamas.

“Yes, I know your grievances and I sympathize,” Carter said. “So what concessions do you want?”

“Die! Joooos die!” replied the leader of Hamas.

“And your adamant about that?”

“Push joooos into the sea!”

Carter thought for a moment. “You’d have to file an environmental impact statement for that.”

“Bash joooos with rocks!”

Carter nodded. “That seems reasonable to me… but I doubt Israel will see it that way. They’re so stubborn.”

“Destroy Israel!”

Carter leaned over and whispered to the leader of Hamas. “Don’t tell anyone, but I agree with you there.”

The leader of Hamas whispered back, “Kill the jooooos.”

Carter smiled and nodded. “Well, I think we made great progress. Hopefully this can lead to you all getting the nation you richly deserve.” He shook the leader of Hamas’s hand. “Goodbye.”

“Kill the joooos.”