Ask The Good Doctor

A great scoop from Harvey at IMAO:

Last year, Osama’s cabana boy Ayman al-Zawahri asked terrorists, journalists, and terrorist sympathizers (pardon the redundancy) to submit questions that he promised to answer and which Al-Qaeda’s media arm will post to jihadist forums.

Q: Is is spelled “muslim” or “moslem”?

A: “Terrorist”

Q: What’s the proper way to wage Jihad?

A: First, get a God. Preferrably an angry one. Then form a religion around him. Give it a hip & trendy name that plays off a popular Apple product. iSlam, for example. Then follow the directions of your religion’s important holy men, or iMams. Consider renaming your holy war iJhad for the sake of consistency. Then kill, kill, kill!

Q: Why do Jews make you so irritable?

A: Any race capable of producing Fran Drescher deserves extermination.

Q: Which Muslim holiday is holier? Eid ul-Fitr or Eid ul-Adha?

A: Hitler’s birthday.

Q: We miss the Iraqi information minister. Could you please hire him as your spokesman?

A: Are you nuts? The man was a pathological liar with sub-zero credibility! It’d be like using the New York Times!