The Flotilla Choir Presents – We Con the World

There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world, the Web and CNN
There’s no people dying,
so the best that we can do
Is create the greatest bluff of all

We must go on pretending day by day
That in Gaza, there’s crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid won’t buy their basic needs
Like some cheese and missiles for the kids

We’ll make the world
Abandon reason
We’ll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

Ooooh, we’ll stab them at heart
They are soldiers, no one cares
We are small, and we took some pictures with doves
As Allah showed us, for facts there’s no demand
So we will always gain the upper hand

We’ll make the world
Abandon reason
We’ll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
we’re waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

If Islam and terror brighten up your mood
But you worry that it may not look so good
Well well well well don’t you realize
You just gotta call yourself
An activist for peace and human aid

We’ll make the world
Abandon reason
We’ll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We’re waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

We con the world
We con the people
We’ll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We’re waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
We con the world (Bruce: we con the world…)
We con the people (Bruce: we con the people…)
We’ll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We’re waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
The truth will never find its way to your TV

Obama Loses an Endorsement

Weep for the Messiah. Hamas no longer approves:

Sen. Barack Obama’s speech to AIPAC has convinced Hamas that he and Sen. John McCain are interchangeable. If the group had its druthers, neither one would win.

“Obama’s comments have confirmed that there will be no change in the U.S. administration’s foreign policy on the Arab-Israeli conflict,” Hamas official Sami Abu Zuhri told Reuters in Gaza.

Israel to Jimmah – Go To Hamas for Security

Good for them:

Israeli leaders shunned former U.S. President Jimmy Carter during a visit because of his plans to meet Hamas and Israel’s secret service declined to assist U.S. agents guarding him, U.S. sources said on Monday.

“They’re not getting support from local security,” one of the sources said, on condition of anonymity.

Why would he need security from a bunch of apartheid-creating Jews anyway?  His buddies in Hamas are completely believable and they have a little bit of paradise there on the Mediterranean.  Why would he feel like he needs security?  All I hope is that the Israelis put a tracker on him somewhere so they can properly greet those peace-loving people he’s visiting.

Habitat for Hamas

Secret Carter/Hamas Meeting Notes

Obtained by Frank J at great personal risk:

Traitorous Former US President James Earl Carter


“It is so good to finally meet you,” Jimmy Carter said to the leader of Hamas. “I hope this discussion can help further peace.”

“Kill the jooooos!” yelled the leader of Hamas.

“Yes, I know your grievances and I sympathize,” Carter said. “So what concessions do you want?”

“Die! Joooos die!” replied the leader of Hamas.

“And your adamant about that?”

“Push joooos into the sea!”

Carter thought for a moment. “You’d have to file an environmental impact statement for that.”

“Bash joooos with rocks!”

Carter nodded. “That seems reasonable to me… but I doubt Israel will see it that way. They’re so stubborn.”

“Destroy Israel!”

Carter leaned over and whispered to the leader of Hamas. “Don’t tell anyone, but I agree with you there.”

The leader of Hamas whispered back, “Kill the jooooos.”

Carter smiled and nodded. “Well, I think we made great progress. Hopefully this can lead to you all getting the nation you richly deserve.” He shook the leader of Hamas’s hand. “Goodbye.”

“Kill the joooos.”

French Foreign Minister – Doesn’t Understand the Bomb Thing

Bending over for Hamas terrorists, Bernard Kouchner demonstrates why no one believes anything France says:

French foreign minister Bernard Kouchner was in Gaza yesterday and made a total jerk of himself. Kouchner told reporters that Israel shouldn’t inspect trucks from Gaza because ‘not all of them are carrying bombs.’

How does that work out at French airports? Do you want to just inspect “some” of the luggage and hope that you found the ones with the bombs? Idiot.