Hail Al

The new prayer for the climate changers:

Hail Algore,

Full of hot air,

The media is with thee.

Blessed art thou among politicians,

and blessed is the fruit of your imagination – Climate Change.

Wise Al,

Father of melting polar ice,

Give us our carbon offsets now,

and save us in the hour of our melting.

Amen

Latest Climate Idiocy – Bread To Be Less High

Just how many of these little tidbits of idiocy have you seen lately?

German researchers have shown that high CO2 levels in the atmosphere lead to wheat crops throughout Europe with less gluten, the protein in flour that forms the gooey matrix of dough.

By 2050, the researchers say, the expected CO2 levels in the atmosphere may lead to dough that rises nearly 20% less than it does now. The researchers, from the Johann Heinrich von Thunen Institute in Braunschweig , say that CO2 disrupts nitrogen uptake by the plants, and this causes the protein deficiency.

And the whole thing is speculation based on speculation about possible levels of carbon dioxide.  Of course the article itself gives the answer if this should happen.  More fertilizer, GM crops that increase nitrogen uptake – the solutions are there.  However, that’s buried at the bottom.  The big news is that George W Bush and SUVs will make your bread worse – unless you start paying more taxes.