Bezerkley’s Newest – Save the Planet Support Groups

Just when you think the busybodies and nannies of Bezerkley can’t get any crazier you find stuff like this:

To meet its ambitious goals to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, Berkeley is encouraging all 100,000 residents to join support groups to help individuals fight global warming.

Like Alcoholics Anonymous and Weight Watchers, the groups are part social, part confessional and partly about accountability.

Join a support group and save a polar bear.  I wonder if people will be driving to these groups?  And in that case doesn’t that sort of defeat the whole purpose?  After all, who wouldn’t want to:

The program encourages participants to meet four times over a month to calculate their carbon footprints, create individual goals and help each other meet those goals. The goals can range from giving up driving to insulating one’s hot water heater to eating more vegetarian meals.

The program allows much leeway with the details. Some groups meet for wine and cheese or a potluck, some meet during an office lunch break, others meet after church services.

This would obviously be The First Church of the Bush-Haters and Mother Gaia Lovers.  I think they give the whole thing away with that wine and cheese line.  This is just a hip way for ultra-liberal kooks to get together and drink a “nice full-bodied Napa Cabernet” and honk down some goat cheese.

As for doing anything to “Save the Planet” – by their own standards the only thing they could really do that would help is to kill any rugrats they have expelled, followed by ritual suicide. 

Unfortunately they never seem to actually follow through on their beliefs.

The Berkeley Navy Paddes to the rescue of Mother Earth

The Berkeley Navy Paddes to the rescue of Mother Earth

Frank Advice for McCain at CPAC

Frank J comes through with some positive suggestions for Maverick.
clipped from www.rightwingnews.com
* Resist urge to urinate on the crowd. Standing above so many conservatives, I know it will be hard for you to not just unzip your fly and piss all over them, but you’ll have to try. It may seem right and natural to you do so, but it won’t go over well.
* Call for a bombing run on Berkeley until they admit the military is awesome. Conservatives would like a nice local war. Plus, if in the end we decide to pull out of Berkeley and never go back, that’s cool too.
* State that Fred Thompson will be your VP and vow not to live long. That would be awesome. I bet it would get a standing ovation at CPAC.
* Hand out free candy. Pretty self-explanatory. Conservatives will say, “McCain may be against us on many issues, but he’s the only candidate who gave me candy!”
* One word: Yubitsume. It’s a Japanese ritual of cutting off a part of your pinky finger in an act of apology. Will seem sincere.
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U. S. Senator DeMint Is Mad As Heck

Protesting the Marines is just a predictable by-product of the massive Bush Derangement Syndrome that exists in this God-Forsaken city. But they took it a step further and not only denounced the US Military but then wholly endorsed and even subsidized Code Pink.
clipped from crotchetyoldbastard.com

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WASHINGTON – U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint, R-S.C., says the City of Berkeley, Calif., no longer deserves federal money
DeMint was angered after learning that the Berkeley City Council voted this week to tell the U.S. Marine Corps to remove its recruiting station from the city’s downtown.
“This is a slap in the face to all brave service men and women and their families,” DeMint said in a prepared statement. “The First Amendment gives the City of Berkeley the right to be idiotic, but from now on they should do it with their own money.”
“If the city can’t show respect for the Marines that have fought, bled and died for their freedom, Berkeley should not be receiving special taxpayer-funded handouts,” he added.
I don’t know if the following quote is true but it has been attributed to General Tommy Franks:
“When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she’s dating a pussy.”
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Berzerkly to Marines – Get Out!

And to think that Marines have fought and died for over 200 years to allow these misbegotten idiots the freedom to say this:

Hey-hey, ho-ho, the Marines in Berkeley have got to go. That’s the message from the Berkeley City Council, which voted 6-3 Tuesday night to tell the U.S. Marines that its Shattuck Avenue recruiting station “is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders.”

In addition, the council voted to explore enforcing its law prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation against the Marines because of the military’s don’t ask, don’t tell policy. And it officially encouraged the women’s peace group Code Pink to impede the work of the Marines in the city by protesting in front of the station.

In a separate item, the council voted 8-1 to give Code Pink a designated parking space in front of the recruiting station once a week for six months and a free sound permit for protesting once a week from noon to 4 p.m.

If only our enemies were stupid enough to actually do something in Bezerkly. What am I saying – our enemies live there, work there, plot there, and hopefully will die there.  I mean, we know that the University of Califonia at Crazy is there, which concentrates the idiocy level.  But it looks like the inmates have taken over the government asylum too.

I think that putting up a nice big fence around this vile nest of human slime and making sure they can’t get out to the rest of America would be a good start. They don’t want to be part of America? Well, America doesn’t want them either.