Ask The Good Doctor

A great scoop from Harvey at IMAO:

Last year, Osama’s cabana boy Ayman al-Zawahri asked terrorists, journalists, and terrorist sympathizers (pardon the redundancy) to submit questions that he promised to answer and which Al-Qaeda’s media arm will post to jihadist forums.

Q: Is is spelled “muslim” or “moslem”?

A: “Terrorist”

Q: What’s the proper way to wage Jihad?

A: First, get a God. Preferrably an angry one. Then form a religion around him. Give it a hip & trendy name that plays off a popular Apple product. iSlam, for example. Then follow the directions of your religion’s important holy men, or iMams. Consider renaming your holy war iJhad for the sake of consistency. Then kill, kill, kill!

Q: Why do Jews make you so irritable?

A: Any race capable of producing Fran Drescher deserves extermination.

Q: Which Muslim holiday is holier? Eid ul-Fitr or Eid ul-Adha?

A: Hitler’s birthday.

Q: We miss the Iraqi information minister. Could you please hire him as your spokesman?

A: Are you nuts? The man was a pathological liar with sub-zero credibility! It’d be like using the New York Times!

So…Finally the ‘Bombers’ are getting executed” within a Month

Lots of blood on their hands
clipped from www.adnkronos.com

Jakarta, 3 Jan. (AKI) – The three Bali bombers who are on death row have a month to plead for clemency or else their executions will be carried out.

This is according to AH Ritonga, a junior state prosecutor, who spoke at a press conference in the capital Jakarta.

Imam Samudra, Amrozi and Ali Ghufron were convicted for their roles in the 2002 bombings on the Indonesian tourist island of Bali that killed 202 people.

The trio now have a month to ask Indonesian president Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono for clemency and this will be their last option to avoid the death penalty, after having made various other appeals.

However she said that “the main danger comes from the young JI militants who can be used as recruitment base for splinter groups, such as the one run by Noordin Mohammed Top.”

Indonesia: 2002 Bali bombers’ execution ‘within a month’

The militant Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) network was blamed for the 2002 Bali bombings and the three men admitted that they were members of the al-Qaeda
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