The Great Liberal Panemonium Machine

The Mexican swine flu pandemic? Oh, that’s soooo yesterday. Global Warming? All those confident “scientific” predictions are falling apart around the world, even as greedy politicians still try to squeeze the last little drops of power and money out of them. Human flesh-eating bacteria? SARS? Ozone holes? Mad Cow? The Curse of the Killer Tomatoes? Water torture? CO2? Bee Colony Collapse? It never ends. As long as scare stories sell, as long as millions of indoctrinated suckers fall for them they will never end. They’ve got you on a rat-running wheel, running scared every day, like rats scrambling to get away from electrical shocks that never actually come.

clipped from www.americanthinker.com
The Left rules by constant fear, but none of its predicted catastrophes come true. Ever notice that? Instead, we do have real things to worry about, all right — but half of them are the results of the Media Pandemonium Machine itself. Like one third of the little kids in our world who are now convinced — by cynical or deluded adults — that they won’t live long enough to enjoy a healthy adulthood. That is a terrible burden imposed on little children by the Left, in its never-ending grab for power.
There is an element of sadistic cruelty in the Leftist Pandemonium Machine. “Pandemonium” is the imaginary Hell of devils, and there is something truly demonic about the torrent of media madness we have to tolerate every day.
The Great Liberal Pandemonium Machine is spreading disease, all right, but it’s a psychiatric disease — of unjustified fear, depression, and despair.
there are some very realistic dangers — like terrorists blowing up a chunk of Manhattan or getting nuclear weapons.
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The Audacity of Unawareness

Just a wonderful post over at Texas Rainmaker:

Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed today that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the MSM has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?

This much.

– He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America.

– He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.

– He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.

– He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.

– He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya.

– He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of COmmerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.

– He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.

For the love of God, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this guy.

I can also heal the deaf

I can also heal the deaf

AIG Outrage Kabuki Dancing

From the Messiah’s Own:

President Obama was informed about the $165 million in bonuses due to employees of the American Insurance Group the day before they were paid out last week, the White House disclosed late Tuesday.

The president did not publicly express anger over the bonuses until after they were disclosed Sunday in The Washington Post.

I think we need to demand an investigation into just how this information got into the WaPo and whoever leaked it should be killed immediately – they are getting paid to worship Him, not give out damaging information like this.

Stimulus Chimp

What a wonderful day we have today.  This appeared in the NY Post:

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And the Obamunists and Nutroots have gone completely ballistic. How dare someone compare the authors of the bill which will save America and the globe to a crazed chimp?  Some of the good ones I have found so far:

1.  Of course its meant to show Obama being killed

The chimp is CLEARLY meant to represent Barack Obama

2.  Its racist

Obviously race hustler Al has to weigh in:  “The cartoon in today’s New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys…….”

Wonkette: Yes, yes, the angry white bitters are pretty racist, surprise, and this impotent minority is just going to fume in the ugliest possible way for the next eight/twelve years

Somebody called Olliver Willis: Well, at least they come right out and compare the President to a monkey. Don’t hide the racism, wingers!  (I love the gratuitous wingers.  does that mean right-wingers or left-wingers or tin-foil-hat-wingers?)

3.  Its Dangerous

“But for someone on the edge, this cartoon – showing LAW ENFORCEMENT killing the ‘symbol’ of the President – can make it seem ‘okay’ to perform this act. In fact, because police officers are performing the killing, to someone on the edge, the cartoon can make the act appear lawful, and justify murder even more.”

4.  It means the President is a Chimp

“The cartoon obviously links the chimp to President Obama, who signed his administration’s economic stimulus plan on Tuesday.”

5.  And their totalitarian side immediately surfaces:

My gut reaction is that this ought to warrant being questioned by the secret service to make sure the cartoonist isn’t actually threatening assassination here.

6.  Its about police brutality

First, the truth of police brutality is real in the black community and there are more than a few examples of police killing black people

Here’s an idea.  The Democrats were like a bunch of rougue monkeys running around passing a trillion bucks in goodies for the boyos.  Trying to bribe Republicans with a ride on Air Force One or watching the Super Bowl with The Messiah while Kentucky froze to death.  Hey – it gives them something to yell about.

Happy Stimulus Day!

I’m just so happy that the Stimulus Bill has been signed (in my very own state no less) that I just know this is going to become a national holiday.  Decades from now people will look back on this day and see the moment with the earth was healed, the oceans stopped rising, and everybody started farting rainbows.  And I don’t mean metaphysical “happiness” rainbows.  I mean actual rays of refracted light emenating from the orifices of every man, woman, and child in America.  Of course, I haven’t actually seen any of these farted rainbows yet, but that could simply mean I haven’t been in the presence of anyone with gas.  Or anyone with happy stimulus gas.

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Of course, no one has really read the whole stimulus bill and therefore knows a) what it really spends b) what regulations and destruction of sections of the economy will occur nor c) just how Republicans will be punished for not supporting the will of the Chosen Ones of Democrat.  We know that Republicans will be punished for not supporting the The Messiah.   Obama is perfect in all he says and does, and those who oppose him must be punished.

But back to happy thoughts.   Are you one of the 95% of Americans who will be getting a tax cut?  Well, perhaps you are.  But its really impossible right now to tell if you are one of the happy, happy bunch who will be getting tax relief.  In fact, even if you don’t pay any income taxes you will be getting a tax refund check.  This is not a welfare check – no, no, no.  Those who say that getting a check when you didn’t pay any tax are Republicans and Republicans will be punished.  What we have is happy bunny checks coming to everybody.  Happy, happy bunnies.  Bunnies that multiply into stimulus for the economy.  $13 a week according to most reports.  That’s really happy.

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And who do we have to thank for the rainbows and bunnies?  Well, this woman for one:

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Aren’t you reassured to know that she is third in line to succeed to the Presidency of the United States?  Isn’t that yet another thought to be happy about on this Happy Stimulus Day.

Media In The Tank For Obama – January Nominees

From the Chicago Sun-SlimeanyRepublican:

The press corps, most of us, don’t even bother raising our hands any more to ask questions because Obama always has before him a list of correspondents who’ve been advised they will be called upon that day.

think about that for a second – they just lay down and die for the Messiah.

And let’s not forget this little piece of worshipfulness from the WaPo and Eli Saslo:

The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.

Can’t you just hear everybody breathing heavily in the background?

And in an example of just how much the media hates W – what about this headline over at Newsweek:

Traffic Jam? Blame Bush.

I’m not kidding – its all Bush’s fault because Obama and his bunch came to town two weeks early and couldn’t be put up at Blair House and just because President Bush had invited John Howard to come and be recognized and was already booked into Blair House – well, its all W’s fault.  All. The. Time. Forever.