Mel Gibson dropped by his agent for using bad language to his girlfriend.
Roman Polanski is still represented after raping a 13 year old.
We keep hearing about how you have budget deficits and now can’t even cut tax refund checks since you are out of money. So here’s an idea:
What’s that? You say you already do that? or you will soon? Then what are you going to do? You are only driving out 250,000 citizens every year. You obviously need to do something that will continue to encourage everyone who works that living in this state is like living in an insane asylum where the inmates (Democrats) are in charge.
And pleeze don’t give me that Arnie is a Republican crap. You know just as well as I do that he’s just a millinonaire who married into the Kennedys and he doesn’t give two hoots about what the state takes or spends. He gets to smoke cigars in the tent outside the Capitol and that’s enough for him.
Here’s a few more wealth and economy destroying ideas for you:
Harvey over at IMAO has his finger on the pulse of the latest Hollywood idea:
United Artists has announced that they are currently filming a sequel to the war movie classic Red Dawn, which will be released in 2009, on the 25th anniversary of the original.
The new movie will be based on several true stories, none of which are connected in real life. In “Red Dawn 2: Beaten By Toys”, a brigade of Chinese Communists will – under the guise of carrying an Olympic torch – rampage through America, conquering city after city with no resistance using only objects which have been banned in American school systems. For example:
* A real WWII grenade with no explosive charge or detonator.
* A butter knife.
* Overly sugared Kool-Aid mix.
* A beeper.
* A Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
* A squirt gun.
* Jolt Gum.
* Non-alcoholic jello shots.
* A drawing of a gun.
* A Sharpie marker.
* A ham sandwich.
* An emergency roadside kit.
* A pointed finger combined with the word “bam”.
UA publicist Dennis Rice is enthusiastic about the upcoming release. “First, we’re thrilled that we can bring the sort of ‘ripped from the headlines’ relevance that America expects from its movies. Second, it’s a well-deserved fart in the face to the greatest nation on earth, and it’s sort of our way of thanking America for letting us make a living by biting the hand that feeds us.”
The Goreacle had a big bloviation in the Democrat New York Times Sunday too. He does seem to require attention in great heaping gobs.
Check out the whole list at Worth1000.com:
Give these girls a sandwich! Great work with Photoshop.
From the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself:
Patricia Wettig! What are you doing? You look like you have a window treatment hanging from your clavicle. And it’s not even a good window treatment! Those are the curtains you see in the home of a wealthy Beverly Hills matron who hasn’t redecorated the living room since 1986 (they match her sofa, which no one has ever sat on). That’s not what you want draped across your boobs! Someone might take you for a piece of furniture and try to perch on you.
A creepy experience as noted at Go Fug Yourself:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are:
A) pixie-sized vampires, carrying cut-glass vials of human blood in their bags, which they mix with vodka to approximate cosmopolitans at parties.
b) pixie-sized zombies, wearing long skirts and sleeves to conceal their rigor-mortis-ravaged limbs.
c) pixie-sized superfans of The Cure!
d) screwing with us.