The big news this morning is that some fashion designer apparently offed himself last night. And if you presented something like this, wouldn’t you be ashamed?
The lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself have found the latest clown college headmistress:
From the good ladies at Go Fug Yourself:
It’s like she’s only now realizing that she skipped the day in Clown College when they covered pants.
As always the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself give us the appropriate response to this:
In our absence last week, an immense number of e-mails arrived in our Inbox claiming that Mary-Kate Olsen threw caution to the wind and wore something totally deranged.
I can’t figure out what those people meant. Caftans and velvet inner-tubes are all the rage in my house.
As noted in their wonderful humor, the Ladies at Go Fug Yourself had this to say about the following:
A comment we often make about LeAnn Rimes is, “Well, considering she grew up in the industry, she seems pretty normal, and somehow she got into her twenties without flashing her chamber of secrets all over town.”
Here’s hoping that was still true once the CMT Awards ended.
Wow, right? I’m also deeply unimpressed with the orthopedic Tin Man clodhoppers she’s got on her feet, but mostly, I’m hoping that if LeAnn pulls a chain the scallops will descend like a window-shade down toward her knees so she can sit down without contracting anything.
As always, the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself have their say:
Still love the dress — it fits her beautifully — and on its own it might’ve saved the uninspiring hair. But those accessories are so over the top, as if her local Claire’s store got sloshed on bourbon and threw up all over her head. The earrings, the choker, the two plastic-looking lengths of beads…
… and of course, a shoulder flower, because what this outfit needs is a fake fuchsia blossom that looks more like a tiny bird flew into her shoulder and met its grisly death. Seriously, looking at this close-up, you’d think she were attending the Union of Frontier Bordello Madams Local No. 102 annual meeting, where they’re voting on a controversial proposal mandating regular syphilis tests and discussing a ban on nooses during foreplay.