Daisy relaxing in a mud puddle. We think that she was doing this in part because her leg was hurting and the water helped cool it off and make it feel better.
It still didn’t prevent her from getting a bath when we got back through.
A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class, ‘How many of you are Obama fans?’
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different? Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’ Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’ The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’ With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
‘That…would make me an Obama fan.’
Some wonderful things picked up at The Yellow Lama: here’s my favs –
Supposedly told by Abraham Lincoln
One day a husband and wife were living peacefully in their cabin after more than twenty years of marriage. Suddenly a ravenous bear breaks into the cabin. The husband tells the wife to go to the corner while he fights the bear. The husband and bear go to it tooth, claw and Bowie knife. The carnage is terrible.
The wife, looking on from the corner, shouts out, “Go to it, husband!” Then she thinks for a second and shouts out, “Go to it, bear!”