Aren’t you just so excited that the Energy Secretary announced spending another $34 million bucks we are borrowing from our great-grandchildren?
Colorado will get more than $34 million in federal stimulus money for energy efficiency and renewable energy projects, U.S. Energy Secretary Steven Chu said Wednesday.Of the total, $9.5 million will be used to expand the Renewable Energy Rebates and Grants Program, Chu said. The other $24.6 million will go to the State Energy Program.
I know that in the context of federal spending $34 million is peanuts, but take a minute to think about it. If you assume the average family in Colorado has an income of $50,000 that would mean that this is the equivalent of taking the entire working wage for a whole year of 680 families (assuming they actually netted $50,000) just to pay for this silly scheme. And what will it buy this wonderful $34 million?
“This funding will allow Colorado to make major investments in energy solutions that will strengthen America’s economy and create jobs at the state and local level,”
Without the political baloney please
Part of the money will be used for rebates that will reimburse homeowners for a portion of the cost of activities such as energy audits or the installation of attic insulation, air sealing, duct sealing, and high-efficiency furnace replacements.
Energy audits, insulation, and furnace replacements. Just how many furnace replacements will this buy? At $5000 per for the highly efficient ones they will subsidize – believe me I know since we were forced to replace our furnace – and assuming they took the entire $34 million and paid for the whole thing that would be 6800 furnaces! That would also assume none of this will go to the bureaucrats and bean counters and porn surfers in the state government. So at max 6800 homes affected in this way – with approximately 2 million total homes in the state. A whopping .34% of Colorado homes could be helped with your tax money!
What is that? People will replace their furnaces without government subsidies? Oh you silly goose. People would sit in the homes and freeze to death without the government coming and telling them that their furnace needed to be replaced.
But it isn’t all being spent on furnaces what about all those energy audits and insulation and duct tape – so that .34% overstates the impact a bit. And don’t forget that there’s much more:
It will also be used for incentives for residents and businesses that use onsite renewable energy technology, particularly home heating systems, and the state will also offer $400 rebates for the purchase and installation of efficient biomass-burning stoves that can make use of the state’s wood-pellet resource.
Biomass burning stoves? There is an EPA restriction on the whole of Denver that pretty much outlaws the burning of anything in order not to offend Mother Gaia, so Denver and its surrounding counties don’t get this lovely benefit. And I think the ecoFreaks consider the cutting of any tree as the equivalent of murder. But I know I want to get in line for my $400 stove subsidy. Well, except for the fact that putting it into my house would mean completely redoing the heating system and putting in a chimney and it would probably end up costing me thousands of dollars to actually get my $400 bucks. So I guess I will pass – as will anybody who actually has a brain and thinks will also do.
And there’s even more:
The money will also be used for programs to help state agencies, including public schools, reduce their energy use and carbon emissions. The state says it will promote greater energy efficiency in new and existing homes with programs such as a “whole house tune up” that bundles efficiency incentives.
Note that first sentence there – state agencies will use it. How they will use it is not specified, but it will be used I’m sure. But somehow you just know that when it comes time to actually account for how this money is used (and we all know that will happen when pigs develop the ability to levitate) all these wonderful audits, and insulation programs, and wood pellet stoves, and furnace replacements will be a drop in the ocean. This money is going to help keep your state government running and interfering in your life.
This isn’t about energy or carbon credits or anything. Its just a transfer of your federal tax dollars to the state government for them to pay people to run around piously proclaiming their green credentials. Aren’t you so glad your taxes are being used in this way? Because children unborn will be paying interest on this useless waste of money.