Just a handy little translation guide:
Public Housing = Entrepreneurial Sex Worker Employment Office
Child Prostitute = Potential Tax Deduction
Registered Voter = Mickey Mouse
Mortgage Application = Creative Writing Exercise
Babysitting = Pimp My Child
Tax Shelter = Hole in the Back Yard
Murder = Spousal Reassignment of Duties
Training Consultant = His Holiness Barack Almighty
Behold the Word of The Messiah
