Acornspeak

Just a handy little translation guide:

Public Housing = Entrepreneurial Sex Worker Employment Office

Child Prostitute = Potential Tax Deduction

Registered Voter = Mickey Mouse

Mortgage Application = Creative Writing Exercise

Babysitting = Pimp My Child

Tax Shelter = Hole in the Back Yard

Murder = Spousal Reassignment of Duties

Training Consultant = His Holiness Barack Almighty

Behold the Word of The Messiah

Behold the Word of The Messiah

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