Obtained by Frank J at great personal risk:
“It is so good to finally meet you,” Jimmy Carter said to the leader of Hamas. “I hope this discussion can help further peace.”
“Kill the jooooos!” yelled the leader of Hamas.
“Yes, I know your grievances and I sympathize,” Carter said. “So what concessions do you want?”
“Die! Joooos die!” replied the leader of Hamas.
“And your adamant about that?”
“Push joooos into the sea!”
Carter thought for a moment. “You’d have to file an environmental impact statement for that.”
“Bash joooos with rocks!”
Carter nodded. “That seems reasonable to me… but I doubt Israel will see it that way. They’re so stubborn.”
Carter leaned over and whispered to the leader of Hamas. “Don’t tell anyone, but I agree with you there.”
The leader of Hamas whispered back, “Kill the jooooos.”
Carter smiled and nodded. “Well, I think we made great progress. Hopefully this can lead to you all getting the nation you richly deserve.” He shook the leader of Hamas’s hand. “Goodbye.”
“Kill the joooos.”