Dead Birds

As always, the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself have their say:

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Still love the dress — it fits her beautifully — and on its own it might’ve saved the uninspiring hair. But those accessories are so over the top, as if her local Claire’s store got sloshed on bourbon and threw up all over her head. The earrings, the choker, the two plastic-looking lengths of beads…

… and of course, a shoulder flower, because what this outfit needs is a fake fuchsia blossom that looks more like a tiny bird flew into her shoulder and met its grisly death. Seriously, looking at this close-up, you’d think she were attending the Union of Frontier Bordello Madams Local No. 102 annual meeting, where they’re voting on a controversial proposal mandating regular syphilis tests and discussing a ban on nooses during foreplay.

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