Nessie – Dead from Global Warming

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And now we lay to rest the latest victim of manmade global warming – Nessie the Loch Ness Monster:

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.

After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”

Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Apparently running out of brain cells too Mr. Rines.

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