Colorado Right

Living Right under the Peak

Why Dogs Bite People

Some wonderful things picked up at The Yellow Lama: here’s my favs -

May 12, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Humor, cute, dogs | , , , , | No Comments

The Reverend Al

Late Breaking News:

New York, NY - The Reverand Al Crapton, who happens to be a certified negro, lead a parade of fellow negros to protest the recent jury aquittal of negro police officers involved in shooting a fellow negro.

The police officers were almost run over by a car in which Sean Belle, also a negro, was riding with other negros outside a predominately negro strip club. Feeling threatened, police opened fire killing Belle.

Belle, in addition to being a negro, also was a criminal with a past record of doing pretty much crime related acts. He was killed in a hail of bullets fired by a number of officers, some of which were negros. Police could not verify if the bullets were negro bullets or white bullets, but promised to do a recount to make sure the proper percentage were in the firearms.

Rev Crapton, who doesn’t have a church or even goes to church, lead the protest parade. At a pre-arranged spot Rev Al Crapton gave a short speech in which he claimed ‘We are all Sean Belle!”

Police issued a ‘clear the streets order’ which Al Crapton ignored, and in keeping with the promise of ‘we’re all Sean Belle’ the police shot him fifty times too.

ROTFL! This is satire people.

May 9, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Clueless, Freedom, Liberals, progressives | , , , , , | No Comments

25th Anniversary Celebration

May 1, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Culture, Humor | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Caftans and Velvet Inner-Tubes

As always the lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself give us the appropriate response to this:

In our absence last week, an immense number of e-mails arrived in our Inbox claiming that Mary-Kate Olsen threw caution to the wind and wore something totally deranged.

I can’t figure out what those people meant. Caftans and velvet inner-tubes are all the rage in my house.

April 29, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | fashion | , , , , , | No Comments

Interesting Signage

Darkroastedblend has a lot of these. Clicking on any image will take you to the long list - but these were my favorites:

Government at work

Delivery Guaranteed:

April 29, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Culture, Humor | , | No Comments

Upward Mobility

April 24, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Crime, Democrats, Homeless, Humor | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Leave Barry Alone!

April 18, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Culture, Democrats, Humor, Liberals, Nutroots, Obamagasm | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Join Me in Drinking the Blood of My Enemies

April 14, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Election 2008, Hillary Clinton | , , , | No Comments

NewsBusters

April 8, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Al Gore, Culture, EcoFreaks, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Junk Science, Weasels, idiots | , , , , , , , | No Comments

Ask The Good Doctor

A great scoop from Harvey at IMAO:

Last year, Osama’s cabana boy Ayman al-Zawahri asked terrorists, journalists, and terrorist sympathizers (pardon the redundancy) to submit questions that he promised to answer and which Al-Qaeda’s media arm will post to jihadist forums.

Q: Is is spelled “muslim” or “moslem”?

A: “Terrorist”

Q: What’s the proper way to wage Jihad?

A: First, get a God. Preferrably an angry one. Then form a religion around him. Give it a hip & trendy name that plays off a popular Apple product. iSlam, for example. Then follow the directions of your religion’s important holy men, or iMams. Consider renaming your holy war iJhad for the sake of consistency. Then kill, kill, kill!

Q: Why do Jews make you so irritable?

A: Any race capable of producing Fran Drescher deserves extermination.

Q: Which Muslim holiday is holier? Eid ul-Fitr or Eid ul-Adha?

A: Hitler’s birthday.

Q: We miss the Iraqi information minister. Could you please hire him as your spokesman?

A: Are you nuts? The man was a pathological liar with sub-zero credibility! It’d be like using the New York Times!

April 7, 2008 Posted by coloradoright | Afganistan, Culture of Surrender, Humor, Muslim | , , , , | No Comments