Robot Bartender

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This guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot tending the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
 
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
 
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
 
The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and current medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but, he is curious . . . So he goes back into the
bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
 
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
 
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s
your IQ?”
 
The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Budweiser, the Saints,
the Washington Redskins and the Oakland Raiders.The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he decides to try it one more time.
 
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?”
 
The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his
whiskey. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”
 
The guy says, “Uh………..’bout 50.The robot leans in real close and says, “Sooooo, . . . You people
still happy with Obama?”

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