Memo to California

We keep hearing about how you have budget deficits and now can’t even cut tax refund checks since you are out of money.  So here’s an idea:

• tax gasoline
• tax electricity
• tax every house
• tax empty land
• tax every place of business
• tax every minute of work by every citizen in the state
• tax every item sold
• tax every car
• tax every truck
• tax every motorcycle
• tax every property transaction
• tax movie tickets
• tax sports tickets
• tax food
• tax every service provided by every productive (non-government) person
• tax water
• tax minerals
• tax oil
• tax the very breath expelled by each of your citizens

What’s that?  You say you already do that?  or you will soon?  Then what are you going to do?  You are only driving out 250,000 citizens every year.  You obviously need to do something that will continue to encourage everyone who works that living in this state is like living in an insane asylum where the inmates (Democrats) are in charge.

And pleeze don’t give me that Arnie is a Republican crap.  You know just as well as I do that he’s just a millinonaire who married into the Kennedys and he doesn’t give two hoots about what the state takes or spends.  He gets to smoke cigars in the tent outside the Capitol and that’s enough for him.

Here’s a few more wealth and economy destroying ideas for you:

• continue to encourage every lawyer in the state to sue every business.  Court fees will increase and it will give your unelected idiots with the Messiah complexes (judges) more chances to make up laws that will make more people and buisnesses leave
• mandate mileage monitors in every vehicle and charge taxes by the inch travelled.  Including forcing people from out of state to stop at the state line to have their monitors installed.
• shut down every nuclear power plant
• insist that the Federal government close every military base in the state
• mandate that every college (including private colleges) must accept anyone who applies regardless of their qualifications
• ammend the state constitution to indicate that every person anywhere in the world is automatically a citizen of California once they set one toe on your soil.
• change marriage laws to not only include gays, but polygamy, polyandry, pedophilia, and necrophilia.  Be really inclusive.
• outlaw English as a language of government

CIA Trained Geese Bring Down Plane

The People’s Cube reports:

• CIA-trained geese responsible for bringing down NYC plane
• CIA agents fed geese on lunch breaks at DC parks during the 1980s; now they have come back to bite us
• A flock of Canada geese caught on film illegally obtaining Florida driver licenses
• ACLU: Term “Canada geese” may be offensive to some Canadians and some geese; lawsuit pending
• Hugo Chavez offers sanctuary to Canada geese in Venezuela
• Obscure flock of suicidal Palestinian pigeons take responsibility for New York bird strike
• All Jewish geese took the day off yesterday; conspiracy movie “Goose Change” expected soon
• Ted Kennedy calls on Detroit to design cars that can float on water like Airbus 8320
• Witness: Bush looks the other way as geese-striken plane falls in New York
• Study: gravitational pull has worsened in Bush years; things plunge faster
• Obama to reduce gravity by 60% in his first term, pledges to eliminate it completely by 2012, giving airlines better safety and fuel efficiency
• Investigation halted as community groups demand to leave fallen plane’s left wing alone
• Sensing blood, mainstream media focuses attention on plane’s right wing
• Noam Chomsky justifies bird strike as legitimate use of force against US expansionism by oppressed water fowl
• Geese scabs unwilling to participate in bird strike washed up dead on Long Island beaches; fowl play suspected
• Tragedy in the Hamptons: local reporter attempting to interview grazing geese found dead stricken by a stray golf ball
• In other news: most Canada geese prefer to get medical treatment in the US