Fun Facts About John Edwards

From Frank J at IMAO:

* John Edwards rejected the campaign slogan “America’s First Gay President” in favor of “America’s First Woman President”.

* John Edwards would lose a game of tic-tac-toe while playing x’s and given a three-move head start, so as not to damage his opponent’s self-esteem.* John Edwards still carries the scar from where a dandelion seed once fell on him.

* John Edwards went swimming in the ocean and got beaten up by plankton.

* A single drop of John Edwards’ blood contains enough estrogen to reverse menopause.* During a campaign stop at a school for the blind, John Edwards tried reading Braille for a photo-op and broke his finger.

* John Edwards is the only person who actually looks MORE macho while riding a Segway.* John Edwards once failed a high school math test because he hugged the buttons on his calculator instead of punching them.

* All his papers are signed “Mister John Edwards” so that he can dot the “i” with a heart.* Teddy bears can’t sleep at night unless they’re cuddling John Edwards.