Get your Iranian Abduction CDs Now

So just to prove how much they humiliated the Brits, Iran is going to issue a new CD:

 Iran is to issue a CD and book documenting the recent detention of 15 British sailors in an attempt to counter claims of mistreatment and maximise what it sees as a major propaganda victory.

However, General Alireza Afshar, that culture and defence propaganda deputy of the Iranian armed forces, dismissed the retractions as coming from a “prepared text” and claimed they represented Iran’s “third victory” in the saga. He described the decision to allow the sailors to sell their stories as a “big scandal for the British armed forces”.

“Britain’s childish show after the sailors’ release – instead of welcoming and thanking the generous action of the Islamic republic – once again demonstrates the aggressive and reckless British disregard towards international regulations,” he said. “The documented report over the process of the arrest, interrogation and British sailors’ confessions during the detention period is about to be prepared and will soon be presented as a CD and book.”

Perhaps they can go along with the CDs and videos soon to be coming out directly in Britain, including this lovely issue from the Nose on Your Face:

“It was horrid, Mumsy! One minute, we were sipping tea on the starboard side and the next, there were these swarthy, malodorous fellows on deck brandishing harpoons and demanding our surrender! ‘Come with us!’ they grunted. ‘We will go if we can bring our tea!’ I said bravely, quickly realizing that Tehran is notorious for frail chamomile tea. The lead fellow hesitated, so I gave him this look, Mumsy. The one you could never say no to! And it worked! We were quickly on board this rather natty speed boat headed for shore. They taught us this nifty little diddy that went “Allah Akbar, Iran can’t be too far!” and I even got to sit on the driver’s lap and steer!”